The Price Family Holiday Letter Archive
Welcome to our archive of Holiday Letters that have been sent out over the last 10 or so years. We are starting with the most recent and working our way back to establish what I am fairly certain is the ONLY archive of Holiday Letters ever to appear on the internet. So, sit back and browse through our own little validation of the million monkeys problem...
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| Year | Best of |
  2001 |
|
 2000 |
... wood screws covered
in melted ice cream do not drive any easier than "uncoated"
screws ...
... after our little "Edward Scissorhands" got done, "trip to the barber shop rocketed to the top of the To-Do list ... ... our Tamari ball collection is prominently displayed alongside our vast quilt collection at the famed AEHBO (Anybody Else’s House But Ours) gallery ... |
 1999 |
... She is active in a number
of neighborhood groups (the mind-sucking, spouse-devouring, BUNCO squad
being one of them) ...
... He has all sorts of people and is able to look at a person and instinctively know which of the million or so tiny little do-dads came with it. I unfortunately have cluttered my head with 20 or so years of education and 15 years of computer programming, hence I have to rely on a four-year-old to tell me which of the seemingly identical black capes should be worn by a particular “bad guy”. ... ... For all you whiners that say “But we never see a picture of Ray or Trisch” here you go. ... ... Then Tyler deftly distracts either Mom or Dad so he can slyly wander over to the furnace where he shuts off the heater by throwing the main switch ... |
 1998 |
... Baby's in a box ...
... Now hot air ballooning isn’t exactly a sport with a breakneck pace. The concept of “laps” really doesn’t apply since there are few places where you can find wind that travels in circles (with the exception of Tornadoes, but that was tried once and discontinued after a cow and a balloon both tried to occupy the same space at the same time) ... ... Nicholas wanted to be an "Eyeball" for Halloween!! ... |
 1997 |
... Unfortunately, people in
St. Louis haven’t seen many monkeys (it is the mid-west after all) ...
... You put Beeeeeg Roks in BoeBoes” (in case you didn’t know, and hold you hands as far apart as possible) ... ... Given the above list, our first choice was Gopher Hole, but when we found out their local phone company was based on a collection of soup cans and string, and that we would have to bring our own soup can, we decided to move to the next candidate on the list, ... |
 1996 |
... Trisch
stood by and kept the whiskey flowing until low and behold they came up
with a plan to do the work themselves!
... Nicholas was somewhat interested in the birthday cake (produced by the same crack team of cooks that made the Leaning Tower of Pisa cake for our wedding), |
 1995 |
... fanfare for this
event, and for a week Trisch insisted on being addressed as “Madame
President” around the house.
... The fact is that Trisch comes from a long line of “Mario Andretti” laborers, and hers was no exception |
 1994 |
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 1993 |
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 1992 |